Watts your name?
Oooh Oooh -
Is it Eugene or just Gene
Watts your name?
Oooh Oooh -
Why’s your legislation so obscene?
I have always been aghast
At legislators like you
Who wrap up in the flag
And bad-mouth the
public schools
Watts your name?
Was it at the capitol?
(Senate or house?)
Or was it at your home in Galloway?
Or was it on the day you were born
That your good sense was taken away ?
Oh - Oh
Watts your name?
Oooh Oooh -
Is it Eugene or just Gene
Watts your name?
Oooh Oooh -
You’re so smug and so serene,
But you’re the kind of guy we love to hate
Because you are so mean.
Watts your name?
Doetn doetn doetn doetn doe oh ohhhhhhhhh!!!
-- Ukulele Man, P. Thomas Harker