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The first of these transcripts came unannounced to the e-mail address of The Free Press in November of 2002. Since that first posting, the author has written us using the name "Lee Waters." We make no definitive statement as to these articles' true origin.

WARNING:  These transcripts are satire; any resemblance of any characters portrayed herein to any real persons, living or dead, is extremely unfortunate.

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06 March 2003
Join the merry White House crew---Shrub, Dick, Karl, John and Tom---as they joke and yell their way toward the Apocalypse.  Never has government been so much...
18 February 2003
PRESIDENT BUSH: Let's get going, Gentlemen. I don't like what's going on.

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: Calm down, George. Things are under control...
14 January 2003
PRESIDENT BUSH:  GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY:  GOOD MORNING, GEORGE.

SECRETARY OF STATE POWELL:  REPORTING FOR...
24 November 2002
EXCLUSIVE: THE FOLLOWING TRANSCRIPT CAME UNANNOUNCED TO THE E-MAIL ADDRESS OF THE COLUMBUS FREE PRESS. WE MAKE NO DEFINITIVE STATEMENT AS TO ITS TRUE ORIGIN...

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